"HOE SHUT THE FUCK UP"
I think this just made my life
This Demi Lovato?
This is PRICELESS.
if my next girl i see isnt like this I wont know what to do.
I love her.
READ THE LAST ONE OUT LOUD
YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED
No but its literally so much fun
THE FIRST TIME I GOT HIGH I GOT REALLY INSPIRED AND I WROTE DOWN A BEAUTIFUL SONG AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SO GREAT AND ORIGINAL AND MOVING BUT THEN A FEW DAYS LATER WHEN I WASN’T HIGH I FOUND IT ON MY FLOOR AND REALIZED I HAD JUST WRITTEN DOWN THE LYRICS TO FIREWORK BY KATY PERRY
So my family and I are in Disneyland and we see all these characters like Micky and Goofy on the street and then we see Marry Poppins. My mom goes up to her and says, “We loved you in the sound of music!”
what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please
I just spit out my coffee
You’re supposed to swallow it
Transformation TUESDAY ((two years ago + now))
THIS AINT NO TRANSFORMATION TUESDAY WTF U WENT FROM ANDY MILANOKIS TO BEYONCE DISTANT COUSIN LORD TOUCHED OVER YOUR SOUL GOD IS REAL AMEN